John Cooper Clarke: #surprisingsalford #37

John Cooper Clarke
The distinctive figure of John Cooper Clarke under the railway bridge

Walking through the railway bridge from Salford I stopped and smiled when I spotted this graffiti of the unmistakable image of John Cooper Clarke.  Born in Salford in 1949 and often referred to as ‘the bard of Salford,’ on stage he is a dapper dresser with a distinctive hairstyle.

John Cooper Clarke emerged in the 1970s as a performance poet and has retained his distinctive look, although today he lives in the south of England.  I recently read his autobiography, I Wanna Be Yours and I recommend it to anyone interested in the punk period.

His work is funny and clever, showing a joy for language in his poetry that is delightful.  Below is a favourite:

I Wrote The Songs

I wrote the songs that nearly made
The bottom line of the hit parade
Almost anthems, shoulda been hits
Songs like… Puttin’ on the Ritz
Some enchanted afternoon
Twenty-four hours to Levenshulme
Dancin’ in the daylight, singin’ in the smog
You ain’t nothin’ but a hedgehog
So close and yet so far
Do you remember they way we are
I’d like to get you on a speedboat to china
From an idea by George Steiner
Ain’t no blag – uncle’s got a brand new jag
Ain’t no slouch – mama’s got a brand new couch
She ain’t heavy, she’s my sister
Not to leave out twist and whisper
Brand new leapordskin pillbox glove
Baby you and me we got a greasy kind of love